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HAHAHA. How did you pee on the FLOOR??

I will sometimes get a little on the cup or my hand. But never anything outside of the toilet : )

Ok, I have the funniest story. I was listening to the local morning radio show last week, and they were asking interviewers to call in and tell stories of the worst interviews they've ever done. One lady called in and said she gave an interviewee a cup to pee in (for a drug test), and when the woman came out of the bathroom, she handed her the cup and it had pee and poo in it! The interviewee was just like "sorry, it just came out, I couldn't help it!" Ummm how embarrassing?! Needless to say, she didn't get the job.

If peeing all over your hand counts as good, then I am AMAZING at it.

I'm a pro! I don't even have to sit down! Can pee in the cup standing up..

@highwire: haha, you are too funny!

@chopsuey119: me too! What a great talent we both have. LOL.

@chopsuey119: Hm, are you really good at going squatty potty too?

Whenever we go camping and I have to go squatty potty I have to strip down butt naked or else I pee all over my clothes.

@Rainbow Sprinkles: I can't stop laughing! I've never attempted squatty potty because I know I would pee everywhere but the ground!!!

I have just realized how much I have to thank my sister for. She taught me to squat/hover over a bar toilet AND how to squat and pee outside. Thank god I have her! The trick with peeing outside to is tilt your pelvis way back so the stream goes down, not forward, and to have your butt face down hill so the pee goes away from your feet when it hits the ground.
I am getting pretty good at peeing in a cup with the dollar store HPTs. The stick kind I still pee all over my hand. But I've never tried to do it 9 months pregnant-- I'm thinking that might affect your balance just a little?

I'm good at it now!

LOL! I'm pretty good at it. I just remember one time, though, I had to give a urine sample at the hospital, I was really sick (long story) and it took me forever to give the sample. I actually had to leave the bathroom so they could do other tests, then go back to try to pee again. I finally peed out enough and I set the cup on the sink and somehow in the process of wiping and everything I swiped the whole thing onto the floor. OMG I was so upset!

@Rainbow Sprinkles: For a few summers I worked at an outdoor recreation/camping program for inner city kids. It was always a little awkward on the 1st day when I had to teach the girls how to squatty potty w/out peeing all over themselves, ha!

@ladyfingers: I had to do a pee sample at a drug test place once for a job. And the lady working there spilled the whole thing out!! I had to hang out and chug water until I could go again!

I'm at the hospital right now getting checked out and I successfully peed in the cup with zero spillage. I thought of you all.

I can do it like a champ at the doctors office.

I was stuck in traffic last week on the highway - it was shut down completely due to a traffic accident. I really had to go and luckily I had a paper cup in the car. I tried to use my doctors office skills while in a parked car. Let's just say I was not as skilled that time and the cup was a little on the small side.

I got pretty good at it but then towards the end, I would always forget to pee in the cup. I would need to pee so bad that I would be holding cup and I would just pee into the toilet and only rememeber after I was done.

@highwire: I hope you know I am laughing WITH you right now. I needed that chuckle today!

So bad at it. I can aim into the cup but I am either too full or too empty. I went a couple weeks ago and got like a tablespoon and it was so orange, I was so embarassed that I was dehydrated, I hadn't even dranken anything for like 2 days. I was so stressed that I forgot. Every other time my bladder is full so I fill up the cup and it overflows. Yuck!