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How good are you at providing a urine specimen at the doc's office?

  1. Sugar.Biscuit

    nectarine / 2063 posts

    I have a little PTSD. I use to have to do random drug testing when I was on probation (opps). I still envision my PO standing there watching me EVERY. TIME. I have to pee in a cup.

  2. cranberryapple

    kiwi / 540 posts

    @chopsuey119: Hahahaha, this must be a "pumpkin" thing! =P Few can achieve this!!

  3. prettylizy

    GOLD / papaya / 10206 posts

    Terrible!!! Sometimes it went right in the cup, other times it was askew, not a good scene. I really don't miss that.

  4. cranberryapple

    kiwi / 540 posts

    I surprised myself when I peed into a jar for the first time in YEARS to take my ovulation/pregnancy tests. I think I only got it on my hands twice, but I put the cup really close. Supposedly, I read somewhere that you should pee a little first and then collect the sample and once when I tried that, it took awhile for my bladder muscles to work to stop the pee! >_<

  5. Mrs. Tricycle

    blogger / pear / 1964 posts

    @highwire: hahaha

  6. pinkcupcake

    cantaloupe / 6751 posts

    @highwire: Hahahaha! Oh no, pee on the floor?

    I'm pretty good at "aiming" into the cup! Hahahaha. I just have to make sure to pee really slow

  7. Mrs. Tricycle

    blogger / pear / 1964 posts

    @Foodnerd81: nice. I don't think I've ever read such a scientific breakdown before. This should improve my technique.

  8. Foodnerd81

    wonderful cherry / 21504 posts

    @cranberryapple: I do that too (start, stop, start and collect). I think you are actually supposed to do that for medical screenings because it is more clean (ie any bacteria near the opening gets flushed away). Doesn't matter for HPT but I still do it.

    @Mrs. Tricycle: Hope I help someone avoid pee pee shoes!

  9. Dapple Grey

    clementine / 780 posts

    I get pee stage fright! Too much pressure to pee on demand and have it land (mostly) in a Dixie cup!

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