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What is the opposite of a "crunchy mom"?

  1. anonysquire

    cantaloupe / 6923 posts

    Ya.... still a muggle.

  2. jedeve

    pomegranate / 3643 posts

    Back to scrunchies...I remember rocking those things hard in elementary school. But how on earth did they stay in your hair? I feel like it would slide right out.

    Mmmm now I want to be 10 again and have a bookit pizza.

  3. Mrs. Jump Rope

    blogger / coconut / 8306 posts

    @blackbird: silky crunchalicious?!

  4. Mrs. Confetti

    blogger / pomegranate / 3491 posts

    Yogurt and granola parfait? Little bit of both

  5. Mrs. Lion

    blogger / grapefruit / 4836 posts

    @Mrs. Jump Rope: I feel like that should be a variety of Cookie Butter.

  6. blackbird

    wonderful grape / 20453 posts

    @Mrs. Lion: @Mrs. Jump Rope: speculoos?!?! I'm IN

  7. Mrs. Lion

    blogger / grapefruit / 4836 posts

    @blackbird:

  8. jedeve

    pomegranate / 3643 posts

    @Mrs. Confetti: Mmmm I like that!

  9. MenagerieMama

    pear / 1547 posts

    Can I just say how I love that this potentially touchy topic has turned into a discussion about scrunchies, poop and Harry Potter?? Having a bad day and this just made me laugh!!

  10. .twist.

    pineapple / 12802 posts

    @MenagerieMama: It's pretty hard to keep anything serious when I get involved. I've the maturity level of a 5 year old. Glad to help cheer you up!

    @Mrs. Confetti: Sounds delicious!

  11. littleblessings

    pear / 1739 posts

    @.twist.: so this just made me laugh having been on a 2 week nonstop HP marathon. My 2 yo DD loves that movie.

  12. loveisstrange

    pineapple / 12526 posts

    @.twist.: haha. I fucking love you. And yeah, science is magic, for real.

    I've never heard the term silky.... But I feel like I'm like nearly 100% silky then, just a little baby wearing to disrupt my flow. I'm smooth as hell.



  13. cookiemomster

    kiwi / 714 posts

    I wear her and use a stroller depending on what the situation is, I use cloth most of the time but disposables going out/when she has a rash, I formula feed but am doing baby led weaning. I vaccinate but if we have a boy I'm not sure we will circumcise.

    I have no idea where I would even be on the spectrum. Firmly scrunchy.

  14. photojane

    cantaloupe / 6164 posts

    Silky moms. So smooth, so sexy.

    This was one of the top hits for a silky mom Google search. I think we need them. Embroidered hats, guys.



  15. .twist.

    pineapple / 12802 posts

    @loveisstrange: lolz! Silky Smooth!!!

    @photojane: we can start a club.

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