I've had some doozies. Most of these were from older people (70+), so I didn't feel right saying something snappy in return, but good grief!

"This baby is going to tear you apart down there! You're too tiny to give birth that way. You should just have a c-section. Seriously, it's gonna look like Texas Chainsaw Massacre!" - My great aunt.

"You're having a water birth? What kind of an idiot does that?" - Some old lady I barely know who demanded to know what kind of birth I'm planning.

"You think you're having a natural birth, but you'll be clutching the bedposts screaming for drugs, and you won't care how peaceful your birth center is anymore. And I'll just say "I told you so"." - Same great-aunt, geez.

"Well you look like a tub." - A jerky man who thought he was being funny.

"It's obviously a boy if it's kicking that hard. Girls aren't strong." - Like four people. Um... sexist much?

What sort of terrible comments have you received so far?