you have to bust out a fan in your office to cool your sweating thighs because of your belly laying on them. Pregnancy is humbling 
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Hahaha I turn on my fan a couple times a day to try and air my poor body out!
Mine today is you know you're pregnant when you are eating frozen yogurt, drop some all over your belly, then pick it up and eat it. No shame.
*edit to add the fact that my stomach sticks out more than my boobs now by quite a bit (and I have BOOBS) is definitely more of a hugely pregnant moment for me today lol
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Ha, yeah I get sooo hot in full panel pants.
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I've been getting the ever glamorous under boob sweat as well...
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Ha ha ha ha. I totally had a fan in my office when I was hugely pregnant.
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I'm not hugely pregnant yet, but I have already dropped stuff on my stomach. I don't understand while I'm more clumsy with little things, like eating-- I understand things where my balance is off, but getting food on a fork to my mouth?
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@Foodnerd81: lol i literally dropped food 3 times in the space of 2 minutes of eating. I was so glad I was behind a desk!!
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@Bookworm: I think I need to start eating breakfast before I get dressed, since I've spilled on myself the last two mornings. I'm like a baby that needs to be stripped down before they eat their purees.
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@Foodnerd81: @Bookworm: I'm so glad its not just me! I've spilled more food on myself since I've been pregnant than I have my entire life!
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This evening, mine would have to be - you know you're pregnant when you're sat on the sofa next to your husband in a spaghetti strap sundress over a huge sports bra with thick black straps!! I was doing the housework and I got so hot.....! But still, no excuse! I look ridiculous and very, very unsexy!
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@Cherrybee: Oh please, at least you were in a dress.
My at home uniform is the one pair of yoga pants that fit (fold down waist, for when I'm being fancy) or drawstring pants with a big tshirt and hooded sweatshirt! I brought an old stretchy tank top as a pajama top on a recent trip, only to discover it only went 2/3 of the way down my belly. Luckily I was staying alone, because it was not a good look.
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@Bookworm: @Foodnerd81: @grizz: I dropped food on my belly all pregnancy, and I thought I was just being clumsy cause I'm pregnant. But, since my belly is gone, I notice that I still drop food, it just bypasses my belly and heads straight to the floor. It just doesn't show up on my shirt anymore!
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@Cherrybee: @Foodnerd81: at least you both got dressed! If I don't have to go out that day, like today, I have a shower and just put my dressing gown back on!
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@katiew92081: Dropping food on the floor works much better when you have a dog
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@Foodnerd81: Yep...thankfully I have 2, lol. When I was dropping it on my shirt, my cat would be the one to point it out, lol
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@Foodnerd81: guilty of this. Spilled my coffee on my belly on the way to work. White shirt. It would have just blended in to my black pants had the belly not been in the way!
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@Foodnerd81: @illumina: Hahaha!!! You've both made me feel better about my awful state of attire!! Mind, the sundress wasn't a conscious decision, merely the only flimsy thing I have in my wardrobe that still fits!! DH commented last night, in fact, that my pajama top doesn't even go past my belly button now - it's not a good look for me!!! I need to get me some of those yoga pants and a few maternity vest tops!
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You know you're hugely pregnant when you grab one of DHs t-shirts for comfy around the house clothes and its tight!?! Thankfully, hubs is amazing and made some lame excuse about how it's a tight shirt on him, too (it isn't).
I'm right there with everyone else on the food dropping. I've always been a messy eater, and my boobs used to be the crumb catchers. Not anymore!
Yes, pregnancy is extremely humbling.
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I'm not hugely pregnant, but still...
@Cherrybee: You know you're pregnant when the first thing you do is make yourself as socially-unattractive as possible when you walk in the door. Bra? Gone. Tight underpants? Ditched. Ancient t-shirt and drawstring pyjamas? Perfect. -
This is why I am thankful I was pregnant when it was freezing!!
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@redsmarties: Cackle!! Too true! Actually, when I first came off the pill my bbs hurt so much I had to take my bra off in the car, whilst stuck in traffic!! So, as much as I'd love to blame pregnancy, the fact is I'm just a disgrace!
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@Cherrybee: I have totally taken my bra off in traffic! Shoes and bras don't happen outside of work anymore lol. No shame in my game.
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When you can't adequately take care of your bikini zone because you can no longer see your lady bits. Fun times, ahoy.
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@deerylou: I'm with you on that one. I try to do what I can so I'm not embarrassed at the YMCA pool, but luckily my maternity suit pretty much covers everything.
I'll add to this thread that you know you are hugely pregnant when you can't even enjoy watching a movie on the couch because even sitting on the couch is uncomfortable.
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Yeah that's sexy lol. If I wore a dress, sometimes it'd get caught between my stomach and my thighs and I would get a big sweat mark. Yuck. At least you have that fan
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@tlcbaby: Agreed on that one! My couch was so comfy for the first and second trimesters but last week aaaugh, I just can't get comfy anywhere!
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You also know you're hugely pregnant when you get indigestion from shaving your legs!
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@Cupcake: hahahahaha! You speak the truth!
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