you break out the saltine crackers and double chocolate milanos doesn't sound good! 
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Everyone you work with comments on how you 'waddle' now.
You're rings get tighter as the day goes on.
You're in bed at the same time as your toddler!
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@prettylizy: wtf. Who saids that to anyone, much less a pregnant woman?!
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You pee multiple times in an hour.
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@prettylizy: I'm not pg and often go to bed moments after putting J down LOL
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You eat a breakfast, a second breakfast, a pre-lunch snack, lunch, a post lunch snack, an official afternoon snack and then maybe dinner.
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@T.H.O.U.: hahaha, this is me! I eat so often throughout the morning/early afternoon and then I'm lucky to be in the mood to eat dinner.
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@T.H.O.U.: haha yes this is exactly my schedule!
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@locavore_mama: dude, like every single person in my office has commented on my new stride. I'll admit, I've got a serious pregnancy waddle going on (my pelvis aches all.the.time) but they all think it's so cute "Awe, look at the waddle!". Not cute, guys, not cute!
@babyjmama: I think that's excellent! lol!
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your DH caught you when he saw the mcdonalds happy meal box in the garbage...!!! woops
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@T.H.O.U.: you're totally a Hobbit
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@Mrs. Champagne: Replace Happy Meal box with McFlurry cup and we're even! lol!
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When you turn in any direction and your boobs hurt!
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When you have to try on multiple outfits in the mornings because nothing fits, then you are late for work!
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When you have to go from the bed to the recliner because your hips hurt and then back to the bed because your legs hurt every night!
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@locavore_mama: when I was pregnant I did not want chocolate AT ALL, which was shocking because I'm a total chocolate addict. I typically crave it daily!
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@t.h.o.u.: that's my eating schedule exactly!!
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You haven't done anything all day, but are exhausted.
All you want to do is sleep.
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@t.h.o.u. spot on!
and you too @alivoo01!
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@T.H.O.U.: Haha, yes! This is my life now.
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@prettylizy: hahaha! the day before I got a milkshake from harveys!! Bad me. I was good today though
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@Alivoo01: That is me! DH is like how are you really that tired?! I'm like, when you can grow a human report back to me how you feel.
@cmomma17: That's me! My sweet tooth has gone away again like last time. I actually feel gross after having sweets now.
Another one for me, pants don't fit comfortably. Not from a bump, from the horrible bloat!
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@T.H.O.U.: that reminds me of that scene from LOTR when the hobbits are leaving The Shire. "What about breakfast? What about second breakfast? Noonsies?" Lol!
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@prettylizy: oops, you beat me to it!!!
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...a 15 minute walk of the dog and a Target run make you tired enough for a nap.
@locavore_mama: the HORROR. When you're over that particular problem, let me know, and we'll have a Milano date
@T.H.O.U.: also this!
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