At church today, a woman I don't particularly care for came up to me and said 'Sorry, you probably hate this but I just have to do it! I'm sure it's so annoying! But I can't help myself!' and proceeded to rub and squeeze all over my belly (almost up to my boobs!) for an extended period of time. So. Incredibly. Awkward.

My friend was standing next to me and said my face was priceless - that I just stared at her slack-jawed and wide eyed til she quit! I was so shocked i didnt say anything. My poker face is terrible. Why do people think this is ok?!